The Forbidden Kingdom.

I was brought up with afew assumptions in life:

A) Jackie Chan is a good actor

B) Jet Li is a good actor

Hence, the math is simple, put them both in the same picture and you'll get yourself a blockbuster.

Appearantly, that was not the case...

The new show starring Jackie + Jet is what we would call a bloody flop. Miserable is an overstatement. It was almost..., torturous. Poor acting, terrible CGI, and monotonous commentary is what the show is all about, with a pathetic storyline. Both Jackie and Jet should go back to their roots, to the days of Drunken Master and Once Upon A Time In China to produce really good shows.





The Forbidden Kingdom.

Waste of money, waste of time. Simply pathetic.

Saluda al Campeon!

This may be a couple months late.

But needless to say, I mean it with all my heart.

Hala Madrid!





Saluda al campeon!!

The Biggest Loser

And this years biggest loser goes to....





Samuel Eto'o.

For intentionally missing out Guard Of Honour against Real Madrid in the Bernabeu.





Eto'o, cabrón, Saluda al campeon!

Look Whos Back

Look whos back....

With a BANG!





El Fenomeno!

Welcome back!

Updates.

Tonight Real Madrid will face Villarreal at the El Madrigal.

Prior to this, Real have secured the signings of both Arjen Robben and Gabriel Heinze from Chelsea and Manchester United respectively. Now Real can literally win titles with their second team.

Good luck, Arjen.

Good luck, Gabriel.

The matchday 1 derby in the El Santiago Bernabeu ended with the champions winning 2-1. Goals from captian Raul and new boy Wesley Sneijder was enough to overcome the early goal conceded to Atletico Madrid.

Meanwhile, Barcelona drew 0-0 to Racing Santander away.

Suckers.

Hala Madrid.